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Post by Tay Mation on Jan 27, 2004 16:27:49 GMT -5
Hi all! just to let you know, it turns out it is my turn at a payed vacation! So I will be taking my leave here, and going off on some sort of adventure. I will return though, have no fears! oh, and me deciding to go on vacation right as the aliens show up have nothing in common.... *Shifty Eyes* Yoink! *Runs out the door*
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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Jan 27, 2004 19:03:09 GMT -5
HEY! Before I forget, what didja bring me Sparky? I like gifts! Wheee! Whadjabringmewhatdjabringmewhatdjabringme?
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Jan 28, 2004 21:09:42 GMT -5
i brought you a can of wd-40 and a smaller can of wd-40 to open the other can of wd-40. its for your joints they have been really squeaky since tay worked on you
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Post by Rev on Jan 29, 2004 15:53:36 GMT -5
Excellent, a blow up doll. I've been needing one of these...
*starts layering doll with something*
Just need to put reinforcement, flexible, liquid metal on it and...walaa!
Now to test it...Hey you! The intern other than Tay!
Guy: Yeah?
C'mere.
*stuffs deflated doll down intern's mouth, turns on super fast air pump*
*intern inflates, skin begins to split, finally explodes to reveal full inflated shiny metal doll*
Ah, works good. *deflates doll* Now to tackle those aliens...
*runs off*
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Post by TerdBurgler on Jan 29, 2004 17:49:56 GMT -5
Wow, I'll make sure to get him the cheap ballons for his next birthday. The party-variety might be a little too.........maniacle. Well, it seems that just about everyone is out killing aliens or reporting on something. Hey, as long as I'm not at the desk, I guess I could always get back to knitting.
*sits down and knits small sweater*
*then begins to chrochet a matching hat*
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Jan 29, 2004 18:33:09 GMT -5
the joke is on rev i got that doll from a congress man used
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Post by Rev on Jan 30, 2004 16:06:16 GMT -5
Eh, it doesn't bother me much. I mean, it didn't bother you when we filled all of your bottles of whiskey with urine instead, right? Right? And then you drank them and said it was the best whiskey you'd ever had, followed by you swaggering about as if you were drunk, but there was no alcohol in them at all? Right? Wait...
*Intern whispers in ear*
Oh. Apparently we never told you about that...um...gotta go! *runs off*
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Jan 30, 2004 23:02:43 GMT -5
the jokes on rev again i was already drunk when i drank that and its also hard to get someone disguseted about drinking urine when they lick there own ass
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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Jan 30, 2004 23:54:12 GMT -5
Well, if it helps, you both made ME sick.
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Post by Rev on Jan 31, 2004 13:50:25 GMT -5
And really, making Ayame sick is all that counts. Now let's sit and ponder this for a moment.
*silence*
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Jan 31, 2004 21:30:31 GMT -5
HEY! WHOS LEG DO YOU HAVE TO HUMP TO GET A DRY MARTINY AROUND HERE!
*turns to ayame* hey you increasingly actractive women. you you know you could be in magazines and im im not just not talking about jugs and and creamsicle.
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Post by TerdBurgler on Feb 2, 2004 13:33:55 GMT -5
You gotta love family guy.
Although I continue to wonder. How do you guys get here? I mean, Ayame, you're in tokyo, Sparky, you're in a plane wreck, Moero, you're shooting it up in Provo, and Rev, well, you're wherever you want to be, so I'll let it slide.
Awe forget it. If I try to ponder out the physical laws of our existance, I would never have time for anything else.
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Feb 2, 2004 22:20:18 GMT -5
im here in spirit
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Post by Tay Mation on Feb 12, 2004 15:23:15 GMT -5
*Nothing but qutie is heard in the empty Newscast break room but the push broom of the janitor down the hall*
*a small device left in the corner of the room by Tay sends out a shock of electricity to some near by fungus growing on some old food left out by sparky*
*The fungus begins to twitch*
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Post by TerdBurgler on Feb 17, 2004 11:13:37 GMT -5
*Runs into room with a primed thermal detonator* Whoah........ Howd I get here? hm. ... ... ... We need more vending machines. ... ... ... Did I forget something? ... ... Is the gas on. ... ... *looks at ticking time bomb in hand* Oh yeah. I should probably do something about that. *throws at oddly twitching fungus* Ka-Explode!! *Terd Runs off* *fungus continues to twitch and grow*
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