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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Jan 7, 2004 5:09:34 GMT -5
*enters*
Where is Terd when I need him? I have a list of questions and studio policies to go over and he's hiding somewhere. Hey Tay! Fetch me Terd!
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Jan 7, 2004 17:07:39 GMT -5
terd isnt hiding he is just in the bathroom right now. it must have been something he ate. like some kind of laxitive mixed with rat poison mixed into that donut i gave him a few minutes ago anyway. where is my beer?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by TerdBurgler on Jan 7, 2004 20:24:09 GMT -5
*walks into breakroom* *everyone turns and stares at him* ...... ...... uh, hi guys. ...... ...... *runs out of room* *Tires squeel outside the studio* (off in the distance)You'll never catch me aliiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeee. (Then again, the alive part was probably exempt to begin with)
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Jan 8, 2004 0:22:19 GMT -5
stupid terd doesnt know that i cut his brake line what an idiot. anyways if you want to talk to him ayame you better start running because i used your car to figure out which line was the break line. and who the hell keeps eating my beggin' strips?!?!?!?!
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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Jan 8, 2004 18:26:22 GMT -5
TTTTTTTTEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
*runs after car, and being a robot with rocket boosters in her shoes, it's very easy to catch up*
Hey you! I am worried about the message we are sending to our viewers. I saw this thing on TV and it says thta TV news rules over people with fear. We're not doing that are we? We aren't trying to make people scared of each other so they go out and buy stuff to defend themselves and become paranoid are we? TERD ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
*jumps inside runaway car, grabs Terd, pulls him out, and jumps to safety just as the car crashes into the side of Flat Surfaces R Us*
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Jan 8, 2004 22:14:09 GMT -5
Damn you robots and your music. anywho where are my toqiutos. and my beer i still havent gotten my beer. look at me im sobber oh god help me im sober. i will kill tay if you doesnt show up soon with something to unsober me and then i will kill ayame for saving terd then i will kill rev, and then i will stop mostly becuase i will be too tired to be able to take moero out
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Post by TerdBurgler on Jan 9, 2004 1:35:51 GMT -5
Oh, hi Ayame. I didn't know you also shopped at Flat Surfaces R Us. Terribly nice when it comes to purchasing walls, floors, cielings, and dramatic ends to vehicular chace scenes. (Alright, that plug should keep us on the air for a few minutes) As for the scare tactic thing, Ayame, we aren't purposly trying to scare people. That's just what seems to be happening all across the earth. The thing is, terrible, scary things are happening all the time, and it's our job to report them. I mean, we report the nice things when they happen. It's just that most poeple out there are sick, twisted freaks who are definitly deserving of being feared. *looks around break room* see what I mean.
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Jan 9, 2004 10:51:52 GMT -5
i think terd wants to take a trip to hell. after all he is saying the things necisarry to take that trip let. but since im sober im going to give you a warning. if you dont shut up im going to cut you up so bad your going to wish your werent cut up so bad. now get me a beer, daquri, teqilla, lime spritzer ect..... i dont care it could be rubbing alchole for all i car as long as it has alchole in it. or you will die a slow painfully slow painfull death
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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Jan 9, 2004 14:45:38 GMT -5
Sparky, we're friends, and you are very fluffy and cute. You should take a bath more often, but that's not the point. Sparky, I think you may have an alcahol problem. As your friend, I want to help you overcome this addiction you have. And don't worry, I watched Frasier last night 23 times so I know what I am doing. Now, here's a porn magazine and Hugh Beaumont to give you a stern talking to. Oh, nd I almost forgot. *puts hall pas from Invader Zim on Sparky's neck* If you so much as THINK about drinking, this un-removable collar will give you a mild but memorable shock somewhere in the range of 100,000,000 volts. I have the only key, so when you are no longer addicted let me know and I'll take it off.
*puts key on ring chain from LOTR and puts it around neck*
I know you can do it Sparky! *leaves*
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Post by TerdBurgler on Jan 9, 2004 15:33:25 GMT -5
As an extra precaution, I'm gonna try and keep my distance from Sparky for a while. I don't see why you don't think of yourself as a dangerous person in need of fearing. Heck, we make the news just as much as we report it. People say the other networks sent in a spy so they could get the inside scoop on what's happening here.
*glares long and hard at Tay*
By the way, here's our new janitor, Mr. Black. I know it's a little odd for a janitor to walk around in a suit and sunglasses all the time, but he works for peanuts so I let him on. And it may seem a litte conspicuous when he talks to that radio thing in his ear, but that's all perfectly normal for a janitor, or so he assures me. It may be difficult to adjust to this newcomer to the studio, and remember, when he rummages through your stuff, he's just cleaning it, not spying on it. And as an extra precaution, he told me he's an expert at self defence and wears only bullet-proof fibers.
Hey Tay, I'm gonna need some capuccino and two oxycontins. I get the feeling this is gonna be another hard day
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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Jan 9, 2004 15:53:08 GMT -5
I....I just want to help. It's not my fault that everytime I try to help someone, something explodes, someone dies, or something gets hurled at twice the speed of sound into a black hole. I'm not the one who made the orbit of that planet so weak! I just thought they'd like to be closer to their sun....who knew that playing catch with the new Mars lander would be so bad? I'm sorry! WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Jan 9, 2004 19:52:51 GMT -5
um ayame i no longer have an alchole problem so will you please take this thing of my neck so i can start drinking again. and besaides its starting to chaffe
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Post by Tay Mation on Jan 10, 2004 15:04:26 GMT -5
*Walks into break room* Here is that stuff you wanted Terd. *puts it on the table* now ifyou will all exscuse me for a while. I think I will finish up a few things on my special report. *leaves*
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Post by TerdBurgler on Jan 12, 2004 14:42:11 GMT -5
Well, thanks to last week's overdose, I don't think I'll ever have drugs again. Wait a minute!? This capuccino doesn't have columbian beans, or the french cream I wanted! Blast you Tay!
Oh, and by the way, I have a new proposal. Being that entertainment is such a broad subject, and the other members of Newscast see or play stuff that sparky hasn't, I think entertainment should become a bit more of a universal subject, and sparky would do sports. I mean seriously, who's heard of a newsroom without a sports guy? And currently, we don't have one anyway. So my end proposal is this: Entertainment should become a FFA topic, and sparky becomes the sports guy. (you don't have to take it seriously. Just look at Moero)
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Jan 12, 2004 21:56:12 GMT -5
entertainment is my section except that one system that i wont ever mention that system can be fair play. and if you would have noticed my topic in the newscast section you would have noticed my proposal that we make tay a sports guy i think he is ready. but stay away from entertainment
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