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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Jan 16, 2004 19:56:29 GMT -5
GUYS! I just recieved word via white-house communications satellite that our Janitor used Taymation's time pin to travel to the future and clone himself 3000 times just like agent Smith in The Matrix! An army of them is coming here to...to..what was I talking about again? Hey! A kitty! HI NICE KITTY!
*begins to play with an old fuzzy slipper*
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Post by Tay Mation on Jan 16, 2004 22:01:27 GMT -5
Hmm...Thats strange Ayame..I could have sworn I sent him to the past.. You know..explaining his death by Rev...Hmm...How very odd.. and on another note. I really do love this song. "make a little bird house in your Soul!!" man that song is great...what does it mean again when TMBG play?
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Post by TerdBurgler on Jan 17, 2004 19:30:33 GMT -5
Well, it's time to whip out the old defenses again. Man, I missed my AK 47. Well, you heard what's happening in the news. Well, apparently, the terrorists are hiding somewhere in here, even the oddly attractive one, and those freaky party dudes want him. I don't know about you, but I'm not gonna let a bunch of party poopers near ruthless terrorists, so I put us in defcon 2. Now, lets find those sneaky terrorists before those british dudes do.
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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Jan 18, 2004 19:08:01 GMT -5
*Ayame sits at the table sifting through a swimsuit catalouge*
You guys better go on without me. The fight with PENF, the ghostbusting ordeal, and now the terrorists are just too much for my to handle. I need a breather. Besides, swimsuit season is coming up! And with my new body, Taymation says I can actually go swimming. HOORAY!
If any terrorists come this way, I'll let you know.
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Post by Rev on Jan 19, 2004 13:24:57 GMT -5
*sigh* Oh well...
Anyone want me to throw these remains on the grill and have something to eat? I know I'm starving, and SOMEBODY forgot to go and buy food yesterday. *glares at Terd*
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Post by TerdBurgler on Jan 19, 2004 18:11:09 GMT -5
Well, to keep the studio in budget, I decided that it wasn't entirely necessary for us to eat. I mean, look at these charts! You guys eat well over 100 bucks of food a week, and we just can't afford it anymore. So, if you don't mind, you're just going to have to go without for the next, oh, fiscal period.
Here's some helpfull tips on how to prevent dying: 1. chew on leather. there's plenty of nutrition to be derived from a boot. 2. If you kill anyone/thing, eat it. It's bound to fill you up for the next five minutes or so. 3. Bugs and rats are perfectly edible. I find that they are both best raw. 4. Food can be exchanged for goods or services. Suck up to an executive, and you'll eat good for a week. 5. Shoot a terorist. They might not taste great, but it'll get the stupid brits off our backs.
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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Jan 19, 2004 18:14:44 GMT -5
we could eat the british and the terrorists. Fortunately for me, robots don't HAVE to eat. I just eat for appearances and cause I can taste stuff. Mmm...box of Krispy Kremes *eats*
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Post by Tay Mation on Jan 20, 2004 15:02:53 GMT -5
Luckily I buy my own food, (part of the intern contract) But I keep that locked up in my room, and if anyone tries to go in there, will suffer a horrific death to be certain! No one could surive it, not even a robot, or a immortal God! Thats how good I am!
*Leaves for food in own room*
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Post by TerdBurgler on Jan 20, 2004 18:15:10 GMT -5
AN immortal God. You mean AN.
Well, I would complain, but I'm kinda used to it by now. After my college experience, I kinda got used to the whole not eating part. That's also how I learned all those helpfull hints on how to not starve. You can also derive nutrition from your own dead skin, so lick yourself as often as possible. Not only that, but you'll be as clean as your cat! Yeah, I thought too much about these things. And to think, all those years wasted so I could broadcast- Is that doughnuts I smell?!?! *looks behind busted espresso machine to find one disgusting doughnut* Well, some food's better than none. *Picks off glowing green moss and eats*
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Post by Moero on Jan 20, 2004 21:57:50 GMT -5
*watches Terd*
You people are seriously pathetic.
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Fire up the grill, Rev. I always enjoy the flavor of secret spies.
By the way, when it plays the same line over and over again, that means something really bad is happening.
"Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet... Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet... Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet... "
So, anyone have some barbeque sauce?
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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Jan 22, 2004 0:38:27 GMT -5
*Ayame stumbles in. She is dressed up, but looks like hell, hair in a mess and covered with party streamers*
HEY GUYS! There is this guy who is thowing a party at this place by the Sci-Fi chanel. It's a final thing for the MST3K cancellation. I just got finished talking to Lee Van Cleef LEE VAN CLEEF guys! Anyway; Torgo, Max Keller, Krankor, and Gamera are all waiting outside to give me a lift back over there. I just had to come back to change. I don't know when I'm coming back, but hopefully not too long after the 31st. CALL ME IF YOU NEED ME!
*runs to room* *runs outside* *gamera flames out*
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Jan 22, 2004 21:41:52 GMT -5
well im back and im bearing gifts. for tay a recipe on how to make a decent cup of coffee. for moero a new gun polishing kit. for rev a blow up doll. for terd a new cheap suite. and since ayame isnt here right now i can give her, her present later anywho while i was out i was able to get a lock smith to pick that collar that she put on me. so mim going to go get wasted
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Post by TerdBurgler on Jan 23, 2004 13:20:20 GMT -5
Hmmmm
Just like our drunk. Stubles in outa nowhere to announce he's gonna get drunk again. It's nice that a televised personality is open about his drunkeness instead of trying to hide it when everyone knows the truth.
It's nice to have ya back, Sparky. I love the suit. I don't know how, but it's even itchier than my last one! YAY!
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Post by Tay Mation on Jan 23, 2004 20:17:54 GMT -5
Hey Sparky! Welcome back, a receipe on how to make good cofee..Thanks *wips up a cup with the new receipe* Here Terd, give it a try, tell me if it is really good.
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Post by Moero on Jan 26, 2004 14:29:39 GMT -5
Alright. Now I can bring shiny doom.
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