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Post by Tay Mation on Feb 17, 2004 20:17:50 GMT -5
*walks in* *starts making some coffe for Terd* *glances over at the fungus, which now covers the whole south wall* Continues making coffe, then does a double take at the fungus* Uh guys...I think we may havea problem, there is a big mess in here...and I don't think the janitor can clean it up..cause it looks like it ate him....guys? *Whispers to self* Probably still watching Moero kill them aliens.
I guess I will take care of this *leaves room in search of something to deal with it*
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Feb 17, 2004 23:56:29 GMT -5
*a small device left in the corner of the room by Tay sends out a shock of electricity to some near by fungus growing on some old food left out by sparky* just so everyone is so damn clear sparky would never waste food he was raised on good morals and cares enough to eat as much food as he can so it doesnt go to waste and then that way the starving kids in japan wont complain
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Post by Tay Mation on Feb 18, 2004 11:34:40 GMT -5
Now Sparky, I didn't say you wasted it, you left it out, with the intent of coming back to eat it I am sure....but the Aliens no doubt distracted you...Either that, I was mistaken, and it was Terd who left it out. If thats the case, sorry to accuse you.
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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Feb 18, 2004 12:00:07 GMT -5
*enters, wrapped in a towel. Has been taking a bath to remove stickiness and smell of aliens and death-acid* *whistling, pulls a diet coke from the fridge* *notices mold-beast* *quickly exits the room* TTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD!!!!
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Feb 18, 2004 17:32:10 GMT -5
thank you. but now i will dispose of the fungus in no way that anyone else can
*sparky walks over to the fungus and starts eating it untill there is nothing left then he downs 2 kegs and passess out*
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Post by Tay Mation on Feb 19, 2004 14:15:25 GMT -5
*comes in wearing Mecha type suit* *sees Sparky finishing up the Fungus, and then passing out* Ewwww! that is gross...though it did seem to take care of the problem...now what will I use my suit for? hmmm...that might work! *flys through the roof*
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Post by TerdBurgler on Feb 19, 2004 17:32:05 GMT -5
*walks in and sees sparky bloated with fungus and alcohol.* Awe man! You ate my linguini, didn't you? I was saving that.....on the table......near that doohicky of Tays........whic elegedly brings food back as an evil incarnation of death.......that I wanted to keep as a pet. I'd call him fuzzy! ;D
Oh well, guess I'll have to start over. *leaves a bowl of Glory Os next to the machine*
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Feb 19, 2004 21:23:58 GMT -5
*sparky jolts wide awake*
Glory O's!!! I love Glory O's.
*sparky gets up eats all the Glory O's and then passes out again*
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Post by Moero on Feb 19, 2004 21:27:11 GMT -5
*watches Sparky*
I'm gonna be sick.
*pulls out some leftover human jerky and starts munching on it*
Eating moving mold... for Sparky that's practically cannibalism... Just like if the intern ate Nerds, or if the robot ate nuts, or if Rev ate.... *is unable to come up with something similar to Rev*
I will never understand these freaks...
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Feb 19, 2004 21:39:49 GMT -5
*sparky starts making some gergitating sounds untill he eventually throughs up and fills the room with vomiit*
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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Feb 19, 2004 21:43:59 GMT -5
*overhears Moero*
WAH-HAH AHH AHAH HAHA HAHHAHHAHHAHAHH AH AHHAHAHAH AHAHAH HAH AHAH AH HAH AHAHAH AHHA HAHAH AHAHAH H!!!!
Sparky...living mold! WAH-HAH AH AHHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
*sigh* Hey Moero, wanna play? huh? huh? I have foodstuffs. By which I mean that I don't really. We should go to a movie. I like movies. Rick Morranis was in movies. Moranis sounds like pizza!
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Feb 19, 2004 21:53:18 GMT -5
*sparky jolts wide awake*
Pizza i like Pizza, wher is the pizza? why wont you give me pizza? damnit some one give me some pizza. God why wont you give me pizza. Oooh i just had a great idea. Pizza flavored snopps. oooh that would be so good. but i guess i will just have to settle for regular snopps
*sparky rushes out of the break room*
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Post by Moero on Feb 20, 2004 20:11:56 GMT -5
*carefully exits the room, carefully ignores Ayame, carefully goes to take a shower*
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Post by TerdBurgler on Feb 21, 2004 13:39:23 GMT -5
*carefully tries to peep on showerer* *carefully realized that this is suicide at it's worst* *carefully leaves before any peeping occurs* *carefully hides in a carefully chosen hiding place*
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Feb 22, 2004 13:32:16 GMT -5
*sparky enters again with a case of snopps and some boxes of pizza sets them on a table and then gets a bowl and a blender. throws some pizza in the blender with some snopps and blends. while hes doing that he pores some more snopps in the bowl. then he mixes the pizza smoothie with the snopps in the bowl. he then dunks his whole head in the bowl and drinks all of the mixture up.*
Ughh from now one i'll leave all the inventing to tay.
*sparky then throws up once again*
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