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Post by Moero on Jan 26, 2005 2:47:49 GMT -5
Thought I'd start a thread where we can reminisce on our favorite Newscast quotes.
So, let's just say when you're posting them, note the character who said it and who posted it.
So, I'll start.
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Character: Rev Posted by: Rev
"Many miniature Moeros are moping menacingly in the metropolis!"
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Character: Ayame Posted by: Ayame
"A TACO GUN! HOOORAY!
*sticks barrel in mouth and starts to pull trigger repeatedly*
eh. nthin iths huppnin. whr ar eh hacos???"
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Character: Moero Posted by: Ayame
"Putting the fate of Earth in the hands of a moron. Let's call that plan 'B'. Unless someone else wants to suggest something more idiotic."
A few posts later...
"I thought the 'leave life in Ayame's hands' thing was plan 'B'..."
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Characters: Ayame and Moero Posted by: Ayame
"Ayame: Anyway, we've persevered in far tougher situations! I'm sure if we combine brain energy...
Moero: And what would YOU be contributing to THAT?"
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Post by TerdBurgler on Jan 26, 2005 16:55:38 GMT -5
(I'll start off with the funny favorites, then the ones that mean a lot to me.)
Character: Rev Posted by: Rev
This is Rev, reporting from the front lines of London, where the alien invasion has become increasingly more powerful. Luckily, I've been testing my brand new "Loser Launcher." Here is a demonstration:
*Alien deathtank is seen driving towards Rev*
First, as you can see, the aliens menacingly drive towards me in an effort to prove their dominance. Once they have reached the special blue 'X' on the ground, I push this button. *holds up control* Watch.
*Deathtank drives onto 'X', which turns out to be a mega-catapult*
*Deathtank is now out of sight*
If you'd like to see where they are now, let's switch it over to the Studio satellite in orbit.
*shot changes to deathtank floating towards the sun at a very fast speed*
Character: Moero Posted by: Moero
I don't care if it's unethical to eat human flesh on television!
Character: Terd Posted by: Terd
This just in, I'm gay? WHAT!? Who's been messign with the teleprompter?
Character: Terd Posted by: Terd
(sock pupet comes up with dog ears stapled to the side)
[Bad sparky immitation]
"Hi, I'm sparky the dog, and here's the entertainment report. uh, Everything sucks. Yeah, I went and saw every movie ever made and they all suck. Never see a movie, ever. And don't read books either. They suck too. You should pick up chicks instead. It's a better way to spend your life. Much better than living in you mom's basement"
(new sock pupet comes up with blue hair)
"Hi, I'm Moero, and you're all going to die cause I'm gonna kill you. Why!? No reason really. I'm just a PMS Beast."
(shard of metal comes up)
"Hi I'm a robot, but I act just like anyone else. Hey look! Something malfunctioned and now I've become even more annoying than ever! Look at me go!"
Character: Tay, Rev, and Terd Posted by: Tay, Rev, and Terd
TB: Hey, Tay, Rev! What are you guys doing here?
R: Having pie. *in unison* It's delicious.
TB: So I've heard
R: *shows Terd his pass* I'm allowed here, Tay's not doing so hot, though.
T: I"M DEAD!!!!
TB: Platinum? I'm impressed. I applied for a silver, but they said I wasn't wicked enough.
R: Yeah, you gotta know connections, but if you really-wait, maybe we should concentrate on Tay for a moment.
Character: Tay, Rev, and Terd Posted by: Tay, Rev, and Terd
T: what about lone?
R: He can find his way home. He is an Angel of Death, after all.
TB: I second that motion. And I would like to call another motion, one that involves us leaving.
(Sentimental ones)
Character: Ayame and Terd Posted by: Ayame and Terd
A: ...Terd...why did you...come all this way...why? How...could you do...such a reckless...thing....
TB: I had to..I never told you....how I felt about you. Ayame I...
A: What...do you mean?
TB: I...love you.
Character: Ayame Posted by: Ayame
There can be no goodbyes between us. We share something so wonderful that it transcends life and death. It extends beyond being made of flesh or of metal. We share the bond of true love.
(I did the "Most epic post ever" and pages 1-5. More as I find them!)
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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Jan 26, 2005 21:14:53 GMT -5
Here's mine. They're not all funny, but they are all my favorites!
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Character: Moero Posted by: Moero
Moero: Eating moving mold... for Sparky that's practically cannibalism...
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Character: Terd Posted by: Terd
*carefully tries to peep on showerer*
*carefully realized that this is suicide at it's worst*
*carefully leaves before any peeping occurs*
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Character: Ayame and Terd Posted by: Terd
Ayame: "Uh, Terd, why are you talking to yourself?"
Terd: Terd was baffled by this statement. Talking to himself, what was she talking about?
Ayame: "Isn't it kinda obvious? You were just doing it."
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Character: Lonewolfe Posted by: Lone
Lone: Ehhh...hi...I'm Lonewolfe...pleased to meet you....You... don't have any...ehh... plans to destroy...uhm.... the universe right now.... have you?
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Character: Unknown evil voice Posted by: Terd
"I used to compose your dreams. Now you will never need to fear." The words are spoken in japenese, but fortunatly there are subtitles.
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Character: Ayame and Moero Posted by: Moero
Ayame: How many pairs of camo pants do you own?
Moero: It's a fashion statement!!!
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Character: Taymation Posted by: Taymation
Tay: Oh well, not worth crying over spilled milk...
Unless it is acid milk, and it has spilled onto your lap. I suppose crying would be ok then
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More forthcoming....
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Post by Moero on Jan 27, 2005 1:32:34 GMT -5
Characters: Rev, Moero and Lone Posted by: Rev
Lone: *mumbling through frozen lips* Cnt...mv.
Rev: What?
Lone: CNT...MV.
Moero: Kint Mauve? What do you make of it Rev?
(later that post)
Lone: What the fu-.
*silence*
Lone: Isn't anyone going to conveniently interrupt me at this point?
Rev: Nah. The camera got disintegrated. We have no young, impressionable audiences to protect.
Lone: Oh...well I guess it's no fun to say it now.
Moero: Yeah, I know. I was screaming it for about an hour over and over again after Rev lost the camera. It just got old, really.
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Characters: Moero and Rev Posted by: Moero
Moero: I don't have my guns, Lone doesn't have his sword, you... well I don't really know what YOU do, but I'm ASSUMING it's something helpful because otherwise you wouldn't be captured.
Rev: I sing, obviously.
Moero: *cringe* And a horrible weapon it is.
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Character: Tay Posted by: Tay
Anyway, I wonder how things are making out back at the clearing with Terd and Ayame. uh.. I should never use the term making out when I talk about those two.
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Post by TerdBurgler on Jan 27, 2005 2:14:33 GMT -5
Character: Terd Posted by: Terd People say the other networks sent in a spy so they could get the inside scoop on what's happening here. *glares long and hard at Tay* By the way, here's our new janitor, Mr. Black. I know it's a little odd for a janitor to walk around in a suit and sunglasses all the time, but he works for peanuts so I let him on. Character: Terd and Ayame Posted by: Terd and Ayame A: Terd, remember that Moero will kill you if I tell her you were staring at her butt (even if you really weren't). T: It's not my fault she wears such tight pants! Character: Ayame Posted by: Ayame Hi everyone! I saw a squirrel today!! he looked like this:  and i was like ;D *chatter continues for 45 minutes* Character: Terd Posted by: Terd Well, to keep the studio in budget, I decided that it wasn't entirely necessary for us to eat. Character: Terd Posted by: Terd If I try to ponder out the physical laws of our existance, I would never have time for anything else. |
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Post by Rev on Feb 10, 2005 17:44:25 GMT -5
Characters: Ayame and Moero. Posted by "Moero".
Moero: EEK! What was that?
Ayame: I didn't hear anything.
*Moero leaps onto Ayame and squeezes her for comfort*
Ayame: Thank the Goddess of Mercy that no one can see this right now.
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Characters: Tay, Lone, Mr. Black, Rev. Posted by Rev.
Tay: Hey! What are we talkin' about?
Lone: Terd not having a clue.
Tay: He sure doesn't!
Mr. Black: Yes, he certainly doesn't.
*Rev pulls out a gun from his pocket and shoots Mr. Black* *everyone stares at him*
Rev: *shrugs* Felt like it.
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Characters: Lone, Tay, Rev. Posted by "Moero".
Lone: So where are Moero and Ayame already?
Tay: When girls go to the bathroom together, they are gone forever!
Lone: What is it they do in there?
Rev: That is a question as old as time Lone, and will forever be a mystery to us males.
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Characters: Lone, Tay, Terd, others. Posted by Lone.
Lone: I've never been much for salads... somehow it seems like I'm not supposed to eat such things... I prefer meat...
Tay: Well, you're a fox creature right? The foxes we have on this planet eat meat.
Lone: I guess it could have stayed in my genes since when my spicies was that unevolved... Well, we also ate meat when we eradicated the original humanoids on our planet too...
*Choking on his sallad*Terd: Ack... When you did what!?
Lone: When we eradicated the humaniods... We couldn't just leave them there... And they were very nutricious... They actually looked just like you humans. I wonder how you would taste...
Everyone (human) at once: We taste awful! No need to try!
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Post by Moero on Feb 15, 2005 20:35:54 GMT -5
Character: Lone Posted by: Lone
*Lone eats the Evil pie with great haste*
Man this time I won't lose the pie... Man this pie really is delicious!
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Character: "Ayame" Posted by: "Moero"
You may not realize this, but I dislike you. A LOT. In fact, I plot to end your life on a daily basis. I can live on the same planet, the same land mass, even the same building as you, but BEING you? I've been TORTURED and had a more pleasant time than this!
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Post by TerdBurgler on Mar 20, 2005 22:09:38 GMT -5
Character: Terd, Rev, Carl
Posted By: "Moero"
Who are you?
Gate Demon: I'm uh, I'm Carl...I guard the Gate of Hell.
Since when is there a gate? We've been here many times and this is the first time I've ever seen a gate.
Carl the Gate Demon: Yeah well, security is tight everywhere since 9/11. We have to keep the building secure.
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Character: Sparky
Posted by: Rev
*Sparky sits in the studio, with the puppets sitting around him*
So Tay...why aren't ye on right now? Yeh supposed to be that small? Why aren't ye all talking to me anymore? Is it because I'm drunk? Because I told you already...you can't change me. I...am a casual drinker...nothing to it. *sits for a moment, then passes out very quickly with a thud*
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Character: Rev, Terd, Ayame, Moero, Tay
Posted by: Rev
In fact...that's really bad.
Why?
Because I set several more magitech explosives that are timed to go off in about 30 seconds.
But you can't have! I just set fifteen tons of nitro set to go off in 29 seconds!
Well, at least it's not our usual sized explosion...
*interrupting* Actually, I also threw down some landmines and grenades while we were running.
*Ayame and Moero rush in*
Alright! We're here! Blast off! I've just left a nuclear "present" outside for them. *chuckles*
So the only one who didn't lay any bombs is Ayame?!
*Ayame blushes*
*everyone slowly turns to Ayame*
You didn't.
Well, I had this box of dynamite and...
*everyone slaps there foreheads in unison*
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Characters: Tay, Sky Flower, Ayame
Posted by: Ayame
It's a pleasure to meet you, Ayame. I love your wings.
*Ayame blushes* Thank you very much, you are also very beautiful. Though, I am suprised to see that being dead runs in Tay's family.
*Tay and Tay's mom stare at Ayame for a moment and burst out laughing.*
That's so cute.
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Post by Moero on Jun 6, 2005 3:03:52 GMT -5
Characters: Ayame and Moero Posted by: Ayame
Look Moero! While you were gone I met a new friend. *holds up piece of string* this is Cute Stringy. Say hello to him.
Moero: You....shall....die....
AWWW. She likes you Cute Stringy!
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character: Lone Poster: Lone
*Lonewolfe who is not yet familliar to the layout of the studio has ended up running in a complex circle in the middle of the room*
The end has come! The end is here! I knew this would happen! I saw it, I saw this around that dvd and now it's happening! The world is doomed! I should have stayed on Zemkai I knew I should have! I'm to young to die!
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Character: Sparky Poster: Sparky
OH MY GOD!!! Did moero just say she ran out of ammo? is that even possible thats like me saying that im out of booze. which is as we all know completely impossible
*sparky goes to take a swig but only gets a drop out of it. a big strike of horror comes arcoss his face and he faints. Clearly the impossible just happened and he ran out of booze. the horror the horror.*
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Character: Rev Poster: Rev
Well, I sure hope elephant tranques are enough to take down Moero...yeah, you're right...we're boned.
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Character: Lone Poster: Lone
Hmm...I really thought that I'd get a bigger reaction when they found out that I looked like this... Kinda hoped for a "Please oh god of sexyness let us be your humble servants" type of reaction....
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Character: Terd Poster: Terd
What the- a bag of potatoes? I GOT AN IDEA!
*Pushes bag of potatoes off the ship*
AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Characters: Lone and Terd Poster: Lone
Oh no my Fox sence is tingling... that can only mean two things... either something big is gonna happen real soon or I really need to find a tree...
Terd silently mumbling: pleaseletitbenumberonepleaseletitbenumberone...
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Character: Ayame Poster: Ayame
*watches Moero charge out past the barricade screaming*
*looks at the group*
*looks back to Moero*
*looks back to group*
You know what guys? I think Moei may be obsessed with shooting things.
*The rest of the group groans*
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character: Lone and Shiinto Poster: Lone
Lone: You have no fingers... you're a sword...
Shiinto: You get dumber for each day Lone...
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Character: Tay Poster: Tay
Hmm hmm hmm... Man, Nothin' beats workin' on a great new invention! I bet this one will be one for the Record books!
Who am I kidding! All my inventions are for the record books! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
*looks around and to see that there is no one to laugh with him*
Memo to Self: Invent a robot who can laugh maniacally with me.
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Characters: Moero and Ayame Poster: "Moero"
Moei. Moei can you hear me?
*Inside the Redfish 2, Ayame suddenly begins to scream*
Ayame: OH GODDESS OF PAIN! THE VOICES ARE BACK!
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Character: Terd Poster: Terd
Well Rev, your turn. If anyone could stall a person with wit and confusion, it would be Ford Prefect. However, since he's not here, we have the next best person: Satan. However, since he is on the defending team, we'll just have to go with you, Rev.
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Characters: Tay and Rev Poster: Rev
So because...Rev's Ditch Alarm...is going off...it means...that...someone is...trying...to...ditch us?
*sigh of relief from Rev and Tay's mom*
Record time, Tay, record time.
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Post by Tay Mation on May 14, 2007 19:01:19 GMT -5
I thought I would bring this thread back, cause it is a good one.
Some of my quotes I found just browsing around at random posts.
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Character: Tay Poster: Tay
HAHA! You can't kill the dead!
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Oh.. I made my self feel bad.
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Character: Lone, Rev, moero, and Tay. Poster: Rev
Wait a minute...*sees something in the bushes*
What is it? My senses aren't picking up anything.
Is it the nothings?
Rev: *rushing over to the bushes* Oh no...
What?
Is it bad?
Can I kill it?
It's...it's...too terrible to mention...
WHAT?!
Rev: *holding up a smoldering, black lump of something* It's your pie, Lone...it was going to be delicious I'm sure.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Character: Ayame. Poster: Ayame
*pulls the remnants of some machine from the debris*
M..m...my hot chocolate machine! NOoOOOOOOoOoOoO!!!! TAKE ME! TAAAKKKEEEE MMEEEE!!!!
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Thats all for now...
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and i was like ;D
