Sy'n
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Post by Sy'n on Feb 2, 2008 13:16:45 GMT -5
*S'yn looked around the room that was now, fully filled with people.*
Who are all of you people?
That's a good question.
Well maybe if you hadn't put us in a big metal BOX we would know!
*S'yn then suddenly realized something, or someONE was missing.*
Hey, where is Tyran?
What is a Tyran?
*As if on cue the little Micha ran in the room and jumped on S'yn's shoulder. S'yn smiled and scratched Tyran behind the ear.*
Good timing.
He is most cute, and was keeping us entertained.
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Zoko
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Putting the "Mental" Environmentalism
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Post by Zoko on Feb 2, 2008 16:08:20 GMT -5
*Zoko starts sniffing around the room. Lia is on Zoko's shoulder, with her spines all puffed out as big as possible.* *to herself*Aliens... machines... animals... and.. A SCIENTIST?!?!
*Zoko charges towards Tay with fists clenched, but Tay turns incorporeal at the last second to dodge her pummeling. She crashes through him, landing in a heap on the floor from a botched combat roll.* Eep! forgive me, oh spirited one! I did not know you were a powerful visitor from the dead! *bowing to the floor*
Young girls appearing from all over the world to fight, and then worship me? *He glances hopefully in S'yn's directon, but not actually at her, lest he lose his barely-gained control* Hmm, my plan has advanced further than even I was aware...
*Looking up, Zoko suddenly sees Lone somewhat behind Tay and gasps loudly and dramatically.* Oh Great Fox! It is you I have searched for! I have travelled through the Formerly-Peaceful-Forest-in-which-Many-Strange-Things-have-occured-since-the-Large-Odd-Building-appeared, to this very same Large-Odd-Building, in hopes of just seeing you!
*A little surprised at the midget bowing at his feet* Well... of course. And naturally you want to be my life-time servant too, right? *smugly glances at Tay, who is glowering back*
*looking up a little suspiciously* But surely one as all powerful as you has no need of a servant such as myself.
*dejected*Yeah, of course.... you know me too well.... *Lone sinks back into a corner of the room and starts polishing his sword*
*By this point most of the many inhabitants of the room were watching the whole spectacle* Disgusting. *Ikuma muttered to himself*
*suddenly aware of the audience* Erm... bit musty in here... I think I'll just go stand by the door, bit o' fresh air can't hurt....
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Post by TerdBurgler on Feb 2, 2008 18:47:07 GMT -5
I don't know why everyone seemed to make such a big deal out of the Redfish II all of the time. I mean, it's not like it's a particularly unusual event for a space-ship to find it's way to this city. If anything they should expect it by now, right?
Earthlings are very confusing.
Tell me about it.
*Pressing down on the throttle, the Redfish II took off from the Old Navy parking lot, blasting into the sky and anhialating a Neon and LeBaron in the process.*
So, what do you think the chances are that thing's will be normal once I get back to the studio?
Have things EVER been normal at the studio?
Just trying to make conversation.
*It wasn't long until the Redfish II swooped into the hangar of the studio and TB was walking down the hall towards the break room.*
Okay, whatever happens, just ignore it until you can get your cup of coffee. Just get the coffee and get out...
*Terd then opened the door to see-*
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incaros
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Post by incaros on Feb 4, 2008 15:46:03 GMT -5
*the Quilton blinks a little bit as the room gets a little more crowded, having moved over to a far corner of the room at around the time Tay disappeared and reappeared* If this place is not a home for the mentally disturbed, then at least I was right in assuming it was filled with insane people... it says as it looks around, more people and creatures entering the room*
*it waits until the new people had at least moved away from the door enough, then slowly starts making its way to it, inching along the wall on its back, still against the wall when Tay starts to reach for the door, but just a few feet from the door* OK...I make a break for it, find an orderly or a doctor, or at least someone who can tell me where I am.
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Post by Amuki/Ikuma on Feb 4, 2008 22:52:17 GMT -5
I think it's time to get out of here and away from these freaks...
*At that point though, Ikuma felt a very familiar stirring within him, and he gave a resigned sigh. Shutting his eyes he faded back into the background of their joined mind, and within moments Amuki was standing there again, wearing a sheer dress that left almost nothing to the imagination*
Paru! You're just so cute!
*Running forward Amuki swept Zoko up in her arms, hugging the short woman to her chest with a wide smile on her face.*
Hey, what do you think you're doing!?
*Amuki's momentum carried the two of them to the door where Terd had recently entered, the three of them crashing to the ground in a tangled, mostly feminine pile*
What the devil!?
Why do you people keep wanting to wrestle with me!?
Paru? You want to wrestle on no pants man?
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Post by TerdBurgler on Feb 13, 2008 13:34:18 GMT -5
*With a struggle, Terd was able to squirm out from under the tower of femininity, doing his best to ignore all the soft and warm things he experienced on the way out. He stood up, brushed himself off.*
I would like to bring to everyone's attention that I AM wearing pants now.
Thank god
And now, if you'll excuse me.
*TB made his way over to his baby, the custom-rigged espresso machine, capable of brewing a sextuple shot latte, three pots of coffee and a single cup of hot cocoa all at once. Considering the morning TB was experiencing, it was looking like a double-pot, hex-shot, side of cocoa morning.*
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incaros
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Post by incaros on Feb 17, 2008 2:42:12 GMT -5
*blinks as it sees the females burst through the door, tackling Terd...it mearly looks at this, and then starts to inch its way back along the wall and towards any corner it can reach, making a statement at Terds pants comment I don't know what would be more scary, him being a patient here, or him being a doctor here.
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Zoko
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Putting the "Mental" Environmentalism
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Post by Zoko on Mar 11, 2008 17:03:02 GMT -5
*Zoko jumped up off the ground and away from Amuki but was startled by what she saw. The breakroom, formerly full of movement and cacophony, was now still and silent. All of the many people, animals, and things who inhabited the room were still there, but motionless, as though they had been stopped in time. *
Hello? *She called out, with many lo... lo... lo...s echoing after her. She tentatively poked the nearest being and wondered if, by entering this breakroom, she had been transported to some kind of parallel dimension where this kind of thing happened all the time, because apparently odd occurrences were considered normal here.*
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Post by TerdBurgler on Mar 23, 2008 13:47:18 GMT -5
*It was easy to mistaken the room for completely still but in all reality, it was all just super-slow-mo. A faint movement came from the other side of the room as TB lifted his plain, white coffee mug to his lips and had a very pleasant drink.*
What's going on here?
Haven't you ever seen a coffee commercial?
Huh?
You know, the one guy gets a cup of coffee and the rest of the world just slows down as he takes a sip, enjoying it to it's fullest. I believe it's to represent a state of relaxation where you can slow things down and enjoy the fresh taste of Guttenburgh's home-roasted coffee beans. Only Guttenburgh's combines the fresh taste of cold, mountain spring-grown plants with the sheer kick of a war-torn, bitter German. Maybe that's why millions of people-
Stop that!
Well fine, if you say so. I guess I'll just continue to enjoy my drink in slow-mo world.
Does this always happen when you drink coffee?
Only when I drink Guttenburgh's, the only coffee with nine essential-
Quit it!
Sorry, I can't help it. It's part of the whole slow-motion thing. But now that I think of it, I'm usually alone for these. Why are you moving at normal speed?
How should I know? This is the first time this has happened to me. (Seems to be a day for a lot of first times...)
I guess you ARE pretty photogenic...
What's that supposed to mean?
Well commonly there's a female interest in these commercials as well. You know, she usually walks up to the man and enjoys a cup of coffee with him and then laughs about some silent joke that nobody else can hear. It's all quite text-book really. If you want to get it over with, I have a spare cup here and some pretty funny silent jokes. Usually the commercials ends after the woman laughs.
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Zoko
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Putting the "Mental" Environmentalism
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Post by Zoko on Apr 11, 2008 15:55:32 GMT -5
*Zoko was a little disturbed at this proposition. She thought about the coversation. "I'm usually alone for these..." "Seems to be a day for a lot of first times..." "commonly there's a female..." "...If you want to get it over with..." and it suddenly dawned on her what was really going on.* Hey, this is how you pay for this TV show, isn't it? Exploiting young ladies in the name of the advertiser's dollar! Well, no thank you, chappie, I don't drink coffee! I've never even been to South America! *Terd is aghast.* But! Guttenburghs, grown only from the finest bean specimen, is exported worldwide after its special roasting process in the German countryside-- Fine! Gimme that! *Zoko marches over, grabs the extra mug, and downs it in one gulp.* Whooaa... *Suddenly the world was brighter yet hazier. She thought she might be floating. Terd was speaking softly to her, with an unnaturally charming smile. Even though she couldn't hear him, she began to giggle. But as soon as she laughed, she crashed back down to the floor and all the people started moving again. And then she threw up.*
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Post by TerdBurgler on Apr 11, 2008 17:40:50 GMT -5
*With a heave, zoko vomited on the floor. TB couldn't help but feel that he was slightly responsible for this.*
Um..... and I guess that's why you don't drink whole cup of Guttenbergh's coffee all at once.
*It didn't take long for TB to notice that his Cambot had caught every single second of this.*
Well, there go the German sponsors.
Terd, what did you do to her!?
Hey, I didn't tell her to drink the whole cup all at once! Honestly, just a sip would have been enjough. It IS Guttenbergh's after all.
You gave her Guttenbergh's!?
What's Guttenbergh's?
Only the most potent brew known to man. It's so powerful, chemistry cannot even explain it's complexity (although I can since I AM, after all, a genius).
The last time this happened, he gave a cup to a friend of his named Dexter Douglas.
Who's that?
I don't know. Try googling it.
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Post by Amuki/Ikuma on Apr 11, 2008 17:48:09 GMT -5
Paru? What happened?
*Amuki blinked in surprise as she saw a blur of motion, and then everything went back to normal. Only to have Zoko throw up right in front of her. Ignoring the rest of the conversation going on in the room at this point she slunk over to rub Zoko's back softly*
How on earth can you people drink that stuff? Ugh...
Paru... You look like you could use some good rainbow frosting. That always makes me feel better!
*Amuki smiled pleasantly at Zoko, who stared back at her and her strange suggestion*
Paru? Would you like chocolate frosting instead?
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Post by Tay Mation on Apr 12, 2008 12:57:28 GMT -5
Well I'm just glad to be moving at normal pace again. I think I am going to go down to the lab before anything gets even more weirder here.
*Tay walks over to the fridge, opens it, and pulls on the bottle of Crushed Guacamole Mushrooms, and the fridge slides back into the wall.*
See ya.
*And with that, Tay walks down the stairs and the fridge moves back into place.*
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Sy'n
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Post by Sy'n on Jan 30, 2009 12:53:41 GMT -5
*S'yn watched as the one called Tay disappeared behind the refrigerator. This was almost too much for her to take in. She quickly realized that being here within only an hour or two, she had already fallen on a pant less man, rambled on about her tombstone colored underwear, got trapped in a metal box, been ogled by a dead genius, and been stuck in some sort of time warp that was controlled by a cup of coffee, What was next dare she thought.*
So...anyone want to hear my tombstone story?
*A chorus of groans was heard throughout the room. This was going to be a long day.*
Ok so there I was last night.........
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