The Parallel Break Room.

[incaros]

*stands there and tilts its head to the side after standing back up, still at the size and height it had been changed to, unless someone had changed it back. It shakes its head a little, putting its hand on its "chin" and speaking in its monotone voice*

I am starting to think this place might be an insane asylum, and I have just been admitted. That or there is a hole to some bizare dimension around here.

*other then that, it does not seem that phased by Akumi's transformation (that or it can't show it, seeing as it can't make facial expressions or change its voice's tone), and watches as Sparky chases her around for a few moments, waiting for someone to stop him. It then..looks at Tay after it hits Akumi, glancing over at him and walking over*

Was that really called for? *it says as it THWAPS Tay on the head lightly, being tall enough to do so, still being a bit bigger then the other people in the room. It glances at the man that stands up in Akumi's place, and points at Tay* He did it.

[Tay Mation]

*Tay suddenly had this feeling like things suddenly went differently then he recalled them. he had remembered Mr Operantly standing over on the other side of the room, but now the man doll was standing next to him and thwaping him on the head, then telling the man on the floor who had just appeared that Tay had caused the reason he was on the floor.*

Mr operantly! you were just over there.. and then i said.. but now... how is this..What is going on HERE!!!

I am not sure.. *He said in his same boring flat voice.* I think I am able to alter the space time continuum... up to 13 seconds.

Like the omega 13! that could be handy... also annoying as hell.. no more doing that unless you're given permission!

to be honest, I am not sure what I did.

*At about this time the man who had been on the floor rubbing a bruised head, had now got up. He had the look about him as if he may want to hurt someone... someone named Tay*

[Amuki/Ikuma]

*Ikuma took a moment to brush a bit of dust off of his white business suit and to straighten his light blue tie while he glared at Tay. Completely ignoring the growling Sparky he walked up to Tay, growing in height so he could glare down on him as he spoke.*

You will not strike my mate again, or so help me I will visit upon you horrors you can not even imagine little man.

Oh you think so... did you just say mate?

Yes, Amuki is my mate, and I will not let you harm her again.

So if you're here, then where did she go?

*Completely ignoring Lone's question Ikuma turned to glare at him* And you!*Ikuma shifted slowly until he was a slightly comical looking demon like you'd see on TV*Don't even think about touching her! I saw how you looked at her!

You know, that's really a pathetic looking demon.

What? This doesn't scare you?

It makes me want to laugh mostly.

We go to Hell enough to know what real demons look like. Besides, you still haven't answered the question of where your mate went.

We are one in body, two of spirit. With her being unconscious thanks to your blow*sideways glare at Tay*I am in control at the moment.

[Sparky the Dog]

*sparky still growling for some reason stops and takes a swig out of his flask.*

So there are two of ye inside there eh? Hows the rent?

The rent? You dont make any sense and why were ye growling at us?

oh ye that. nasty business that. *spark ignoring the rent question* ye see i have no idea. Though if i had to guess, granted that it wont be as good as a guess from tay-

Granted.

But as i was saying if i had to guess i would say that there is some mystical force that controls us. They just write down everything we say and do. of course that is just a guess from me, a dog, that can talk.

Thats a stupid guess sparky

[Lone and Shiinto]

*The heavens, who had been fully prepared to answer Tay's question from before, had just grown tired and decided that it didn't wanna wait any longer, and thus left the studio to go do some more entertaining stuff, like raining on someone's wedding.*

*Lone felt a bit confused now, this fake demon talked about his mate, someone he seemed to share body with, which must be very tight, and told him that he had seen him looking at her in a way that Lone had to guess wasn't to his liking. Lone did not remember looking at this persons mate at all, he did wonder slightly about where that sexy fox had gone. Putting 2 and 2 together, and getting 5, Lone realized what was actually happening.*

Oh. I'm sorry, didn't know she was taken... lovely tail on that one. You're lucky.

*The nicely clad man didn't look much happier.*

Don't you dare speak of her like that either.

Why? She's allergic to compliments?

*Ikuma took a step towards Lone in a threatening way.*

Hey now! Let's not go there, this room already looks like hell.

No it doesn't... it looks even less like hell than he looks like a demon...

I mean figuratively speaking...

Sure you do... So, what's up with that steel container? I think I blacked out for a while just now thinking of making sweet, sweet lo....llipops later, that's it... lollipops. Heh... *cough*

[TerdBurgler]

*A few blocks away, Terd was being carried away by the same group of Cencors. However, Terd appeared entirely oblivious to his plight as he was watching a small device he held in his hand. It was given to him by Tay a while ago. Being that so many things happened to him and as such, many potential quips might go un-said with his lack of presence, Tay had made a small monitor that allowed Terd to watch the rest of the crew and, when necessary, speak. And of coarse when we say 'necessary,' we mean funny. However, the conversation seemed to be dulling down so Terd made the conscious decision to escape and return to the studio. With a point, Terd shouted:*

Look, an extremely violent televised event!

*The censors didn't notice as they continued to carry him.*

Okay... Ohmigosh! They're condoning hate crimes and racism on public broadcast!

*Again, the censors didn't even budge.*

Someone is portraying tasteful nudity on cable.

Censors: WHAT!?

*The four bulky men instantly dropped Terd and began to clobber the nearest citizens with anything that even resembled a camera. Terd stood up and dusted himself off and walked over to the nearest pay phone. He popped in a couple quarters and waited a moment.*

Hi... AESHA? Think you could come pick me up? ... Yeah, I'm at Park Central and 14th. .......... Yeah, I know Highton is packed this time of day. ....... No, you shouldn't take the express route. It's gonna be .... no, it's gonna be even worse than Highton right now. ...... Just- ... you know what, you're a space ship. Just fly over them. ...... Then fine, take the express route.

*Hanging up, Terd sat on the curb and patiently waited as a teenager with a camera-phone was pummeled by a trio of black-shirted muscle men.*

[Zoko]

*The strangely cute little animal squirmed to try to escape Zoko's arms, but to no avail*

Ickle bitty fluffykins! Are you a kitty? Are you a raccooooon?? Eh?

*Zoko stares intently at it with a vapid smile... which turns into a look of confusion* Whatta? You're apparently from another planet, robotic one, maybe you can understand it's language. *Zoko tosses the animal to Ayame, who squeals with delight.*

Hooray! It is as soft as fuzzy marshmallows! But I do not hear it speaking any language.
*Luna P. hisses softly and keeps her distance from Ayame and the animal.*

Well, your cat says it's not an Earthen creature and I'm going to have to agree on that one.

Luna P.! You can speak! It is not Rev this time! But why is it that I can not hear you speak?

Only sprites talk to animals, I guess, but not that one. It's right outta blighty if you ask me.

*The animal at last escaped from Ayame's grasp and bolted back towards the studio.*
Oi! Fluffykins!
Come back, kins of fluff! We can still play!!

*Ayame, Zoko, and their pets started chasing the cute thing back to the studio.*

[Moero]

*Moero calmly finishes eating her rice as she watches the the other two run like little kids chasing a duck. She then glances back at the picnic setup, decides it's not worth the effort, and heads back to the studio herself, intent on a shower, since she was considerably disheveled from her night of stalking, as well as still covered with war paint*

[Tay Mation]

Well Lone, that steal container is an interview/interrogation booth. Rev made it so he could hear over all the clamor of the break room.

Hear what?

Oh well that woman who wanted a job...

*At the thought of that woman, Tay began to go red in the face, and soon was back on the floor*

*Lone turned to Ikuma and incaros This is so unlike Tay...

[incaros]

*still remains silent, and glaces over at Lone* Perhaps we should take him to a doctor and have his brain looked at. Perhaps he took a spill and it loosened something.

*pokes at Tay with ITS foot, assuming IT was still standing next to him, then speaking in its monotone voice* We could always get a hack saw and open his skull to look inside. I'm sure just opening someones skull is not fatal in itself.

[Lone and Shiinto]

I'm sure he'll be alright in a little while, things usually turn out that way around here...

*Lone seemed lost in thought for a few seconds*

So... let's see... In the metal cube there that woman who wanted a job... poor soul... But I'm not entirely sure about the two of you.

*Lone turned to Ikuma*

I'm afraid talking to you might lead to further destruction of the room so I'll put that on hold, please wait over there *points at a chair* until we get someone else who can take care of you.

I never even said I wanted to be here.

Just sit down till it's your turn to speak.

Why you...

*Lone turned to the strange doll*

So, what are you anyway?

I am a quilton.

Ok, good... so... What is your name?

I have none.

Ok, Ihavenon, what is your quest?

I'm just looking for the person who ordered me.

Good, what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What?

*buzzing sound* I'm sorry, that's wrong. No crossing the bridge today.

Bridge?

Oh well, my work here is done I think... phew, I need some hot chocolate.

[Rev]

*Rev sits, staring at Sy'n*

Uh...you okay?

*snapping out of it* Whoops, sorry, totally zoned out there.

*sigh* Well?

Well what?

*getting frustrated* Do I get the job?

What job?

The Newscast job.

You want a job here?

*really frustrated* WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT FOR THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES IN THIS METAL BOX?

*looking around* I thought this place looked odd. Metal box you say?

*downright flustered* YOU BROUGHT ME HERE!

*Rev returns his gaze to the papers in front of him on the table* Of course I did. This was a test of your ability to withstand complete stupidity and sometimes ridiculous amounts of confusion. I'd say you're somewhere between level Sparky and level Early Moero. Not bad.

*blinking and staring at Rev in disbelief* ...please...just tell me I have the job. I need it. Badly.

I'll have to discuss this with the rest of the cast, but I'm sure we'll be getting in touch.

*with that, the entire metal cube shrinks back down to its original size and the break room is visible and audible again*

[Amuki/Ikuma]

These people are insane...

*Ikuma grumbled to himself as he sat down in a chair and watched the various people around him. He wouldn't dare admit that he was uncomfortable being in control for so long, and he did his best to hide his feelings as well. Of course, doing his best resulted in him twitching, fidgeting, and a small tick starting in his left eye.*

You look like you might have knocked something loose too.

I'm fine!

Sure ye are.

Oh just be quiet canine.*Noticing that Tay is still sitting on the and red in the face.*Hey you!*After getting no response he picks up the same pan Tay had used earlier and dropped it on his head.*

Ow! What was that for!?

You seem to be one of the more intelligent onces here. Stop dreaming of that girl*he stands up and points at the recently re-visible S'yn* and figure out some way to fix what you did to me!

Wait, who's dreaming about me?

[incaros]

(By the by, sorry I was gone so long. A demonic siren called Zsnes had me in her clutches)
*starts to look around the area again, looking for medications or restraints* OK, so this place is most definetly not a house of ill repute...which is good...I don't EVEN wanna know what I would be wanted for there...so it must be an insane asylum. *it says as it holds up one finger to show its point, even though its voice is as emotionless as normal*

*it keeps looking around for things one might find in a home for the mentally disturbed, rather sure that is where IT is after talking to Lone...it hmmms and decides to look around the room again, moving slowly around the break room, looking for a phone to call an orderly or something, almost sure that most of the people here were either new, or inmates*

[Tay Mation]

*Tay stood up and faced Ikuma, ignoring Sy'n's attempt to find out who was dreaming of her.*

First off, I am no dreaming of anyone.

*Tay slightly blushed at this, which he thought was pretty good since he wanted to sit back down in a daze and have wonderful dreams. But he did not, so he continued.*

And secondly, I am not sure how to fix it, and frankly, I am not even sure I would want to, she kind of annoyed me.

*Tay sat down promptly, and began trying his hardest not to stare at Sy'n*

*Ikuma got the look on his face as if he wanted to beat Tay, but before he could, Ayame Moero, and some woman entered into the break room.*

Hi all! *Ayame looks around at all the new faces.* It seems there are a lot of new faces around the studio today. Well I have brought one more face, this is Zoko.