newscast poem

Sparky the Dog
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newscast poem Jan 22, 2004 0:28:18 GMT -5

Post by Sparky the Dog on Jan 22, 2004 0:28:18 GMT -5

this is a peom i wrote about newscast for creative writting last semester and please keep in mind that i also wrote this in 5 min. and everything featured in this poem and do not nessicarilly express the opinoins of sparky the dog or taymation studios so now that the class is over here it is

A dog enters
He can't keep his center
He gives a harsh movie review
he does it quickly before he spews
he passes out then he is dragged out

A girl walks in
Keeps her parts in a bin
Shes a co-anchor
Who could be a banker
No one Knows where che came from
But she'd give a loud hum

A mysterious man apears on screen
He is on the scene
About a pie or a cry
He'll harase anything even a fly
The biggest perv in the world
He was found on a curve

Now for the weather
The lady with armor made of pleather
The only weather lady you want wrong
Or she'll kill you with a gun that looks like a bong
ready to reign doom upon all
or she'll die trying not to fall

Now to the intern for traffic
He is verry unspastic
He'll fetch a bad coffee
Then he will take a bight of toffee
probolly the smartest
and i cant think of anything to ryme with smartest

Now is a well cleaned man
He eats his food from a can
The most responsible but the least paid
Not to mention that he will never get laid
He is the anchorman that all hate
And you can veiw it all at geocities.com/taymationstudios

"uh?...what?...oh!... yes, yes! I'll have the coffee' cake."~stewie from "the family guy" episode where peter goes to a womens retreat(best rememberable from the part where peter tried to breast feed stewie)

Which character are you test by Naruto - Kun.com

Moero The Newscast Crew Destroying is better than creating when we're not creating those few, truly necessary things. Posts: 425	newscast poem Jan 22, 2004 16:30:06 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Moero on Jan 22, 2004 16:30:06 GMT -5 applauds That was beautiful, beautiful!
	These violent delights have violent ends And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, Which, as they kiss, consume.

Sparky the Dog The Newscast Crew saving the declining pie trade in Korea one slice at a time Posts: 275	newscast poem Jan 22, 2004 16:56:08 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sparky the Dog on Jan 22, 2004 16:56:08 GMT -5 thank you, thank you. to bad this will be my only published work
	"uh?...what?...oh!... yes, yes! I'll have the coffee' cake."~stewie from "the family guy" episode where peter goes to a womens retreat(best rememberable from the part where peter tried to breast feed stewie) Which character are you test by Naruto - Kun.com

TerdBurgler Moderator -Forum Moderator- We made brownies. And I think we're dead. Posts: 531	newscast poem Jan 23, 2004 13:10:16 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TerdBurgler on Jan 23, 2004 13:10:16 GMT -5 YAY! You're back. Very nice, and very accurate. A little depressingly accurate, but accurate none the less. (no, I never will get laid. )
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Sparky the Dog
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newscast poem Jun 10, 2005 23:55:37 GMT -5

Post by Sparky the Dog on Jun 10, 2005 23:55:37 GMT -5

well i decied to add lone to the poem so i sat down and thought really hard on coming up with a verse for him so here it is. and so there is no confusion i have added the last line ofthe verse it follows and the first line of the veres that precedes it

or she'll die trying not to fall

Sports time for the show
A fox with a sword that glows
Doesnt know the first thing about sports
Ye cant find him on the courts
He's from a different dimension
But it does nothing for his complexion

Now to the intern for traffic

ye can also veiw a full complete version @ www.livejournal.com/users/chi_zukamekami/363.html

"uh?...what?...oh!... yes, yes! I'll have the coffee' cake."~stewie from "the family guy" episode where peter goes to a womens retreat(best rememberable from the part where peter tried to breast feed stewie)

Which character are you test by Naruto - Kun.com

Lone and Shiinto The Newscast Crew To be blind is not to be unable to see it's just to be unable to do so with the eyes. Posts: 247	newscast poem Jun 12, 2005 9:16:33 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lone and Shiinto on Jun 12, 2005 9:16:33 GMT -5 Haha very nice! =D I feel honored to be part of the Newscast poem. =P
	Fear - an emotional response to impending danger, that is tied to anxiety. Behavioral theorists, like Watson and Ekman, have both suggested that fear, along with a few other basic emotions (e.g., joy and anger), is a trait innate to most higher functioning organisms. Fear is a survival mechanism, and usually occurs in response to a specific negative stimulus.

Sparky the Dog The Newscast Crew saving the declining pie trade in Korea one slice at a time Posts: 275	newscast poem Jun 12, 2005 21:56:13 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sparky the Dog on Jun 12, 2005 21:56:13 GMT -5 yes. i am just sorry it took me so long to add it.
	"uh?...what?...oh!... yes, yes! I'll have the coffee' cake."~stewie from "the family guy" episode where peter goes to a womens retreat(best rememberable from the part where peter tried to breast feed stewie) Which character are you test by Naruto - Kun.com

Lone and Shiinto The Newscast Crew To be blind is not to be unable to see it's just to be unable to do so with the eyes. Posts: 247	newscast poem Jun 13, 2005 11:27:57 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lone and Shiinto on Jun 13, 2005 11:27:57 GMT -5 Hehe no worries =)
	Fear - an emotional response to impending danger, that is tied to anxiety. Behavioral theorists, like Watson and Ekman, have both suggested that fear, along with a few other basic emotions (e.g., joy and anger), is a trait innate to most higher functioning organisms. Fear is a survival mechanism, and usually occurs in response to a specific negative stimulus.

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