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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Feb 22, 2004 15:59:56 GMT -5
You know, I was under the impression that dogs were at least SEMI-CLEAN. It would be easier to let Mr. Vomit live in a barrel of sawdust than to keep cleaning up after him. Where the heck is that Janitor anyway? This room is becoming unsanitary.
HEY! Guess what I found out today? I have a voice module! Watch this:
*push button*
Nhow I'm talking with a Bretish accent. Jolly good y0!
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Post by Moero on Feb 23, 2004 18:34:29 GMT -5
*blindy shoots out of the shower with her water-proof gun*
GET OUT OF HERE TERD I KNOW IT'S YOU I CAN PRACTICALLY SMELL YOUR LECHEROUS COWARDICE!!!!
*meanwhile, the shot from the gun creates a thick, black smoke, sheilding Moero from pervy, prying eyes*
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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Feb 23, 2004 23:30:50 GMT -5
*skipping down the hall*
la la la la la!
*happens across Terd in hiding spot*
Hey Terd! How ya doin? Moero is mad at you. She shot the hallway accross from the bathroom up pretty good. Say, I have all this old data stored up on a disk, *hands disk to Terd* basically, it's a lot of my photoreceptor images of Moero in the shower. She said if I didn't get rid of them, she'd dismantle me and send every piece to a seperate black hole. Could you take care of it for me?
*leaves. The disk is still in Terd's hand*
Remember (calling back to Terd) that it's video footage of Moero so don't put it in a DVD player or you'll see it! byebye!
*skips away, happy as ever*
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Feb 24, 2004 17:03:01 GMT -5
just to help you out with not watching it i got you this BRAND NEW dvd player to replace the one that i kinda filled with vomitt here is also a new tv since i kinda sold your old one on ebay
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Post by TerdBurgler on Feb 25, 2004 11:47:15 GMT -5
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Post by Moero on Feb 25, 2004 14:01:38 GMT -5
*Moero comes into the breakroom, FULLY CLOTHED*
Hey Ayame, did you ever destroy that DVD of you-know what?
*catches a somewhat confused/guilty look on the android's face*
Aw smeg! j00 b4k4!!! !7z |=r49gi|\|9 +Im3!
*selects her huge acid-filled-napalm-coated-bullets gun*
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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Feb 25, 2004 16:41:46 GMT -5
*casually*
No, I got rid of it just like you told me to. See?
*shows Moero empty hands* *Moero cocks the gun and aims, Ayame fires rockets and blasts out the break room door*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Feb 25, 2004 19:36:22 GMT -5
CAT FIGHT
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Post by TerdBurgler on Feb 26, 2004 15:43:15 GMT -5
*Terd is sitting at home watching History Channel* Ah, what a great way to spend my break. I find there's always something awesome to be watched on the History Channel. This week is Barbarian week. It's friggin awesome. So far, they've had a special on the Vikings, the Huns, and right now, I'm watching some stuff on the Mocrosoft Corperation. Man, those Barbarians are ruthless.
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Post by Moero on Feb 26, 2004 15:53:25 GMT -5
((o.O You have a home??! If you have a home then why were you living (and forcing us to live) in the studio, eh?))
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Post by TerdBurgler on Feb 26, 2004 23:04:19 GMT -5
Who said that my home wasn't in the attic of the studio? The problem is that the cable goes out every time that Ayame walks in. You know, every time she walks in I'm like, "NO GET OUT!!! I'm watching something!" Yeah, that's the history channel. I missed what happened to Atilla the hun thanks to her. Did he die? Did he take over the world? Did he hire Napolean to finish the job? WHAT HAPPENED!!
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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Feb 26, 2004 23:18:05 GMT -5
Oh Terd! You're so cute when you say funny things!
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Post by Moero on Feb 27, 2004 11:45:22 GMT -5
*storms into the attic or wherever the heck Terd is living, firing several rounds into the television and dvd player*
Ha HA!
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Feb 28, 2004 21:33:20 GMT -5
what the hell happen to the cat fight?
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Post by Moero on Feb 28, 2004 21:49:39 GMT -5
You're sick, you know that, Sparky!
You are too, TERD!!! *evil glare*
I'm surrounded by incompetent sickies! AUUGH!
*runs out screaming*
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