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Post by TerdBurgler on Jan 13, 2004 19:02:21 GMT -5
Well, the main conscern is, you don't do you job to it's fullest. The entertainment guy is supposed to see a whole lot of movies, play a whole lot of games, and give a lot of good reviews. The problem I find is that you don't give many reviews, not necessarily because you're not doing your job, but because there's so much to cover and it's not your REAL job to do it. Not to mention, that I have been hearing complaints about your reviews. Nobody trusts what you say, mostly because you have been giving mediocre ratings to the best movies out there. Who's to say you can be trusted about anything? (PS, I talked to Tay, and he's happy with Traffic)
But all things aside, we really do need a sports guy, and we do need more entertainment. I just thought the best solution would be moving you to sports and having everyone do the entertainment. There's just so much to cover that I don't feel it's getting it's necesary amount of coverage, and I doubt you'll be able to cover it all.
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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Jan 13, 2004 19:09:56 GMT -5
Now before this escelates any further, lets take a step back, a few deep breaths, and give me your weapons. Sparky, remember that you are still wearing your exploding collar and Terd, remember that Moero will kill you if I tell her you were staring at her butt (even if you really weren't).
Taylor wants to stay with traffic, that is good enough for me. Sparky, you stick with entertainment, but please post more reviews and stuff. I don't care if you like them or not, that's what reviews are, your opinion. Everyone, lets just lay off sports for now since none of us care to do them and it would be fairly redundant (not to mention unfunny) anyway. Maybe at a later time we can add a sports guy but for now, it's not a nesecity.
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Post by TerdBurgler on Jan 13, 2004 22:02:31 GMT -5
It's not my fault she wears such tight pants. But thanks Ayame. I hope this settles it. I'll certainly be backing off. And Sparky, if I ever want to give a review, I'll make sure I ask if it's okay with you first via personal messages from now on. Speaking of which, you mind if I do something on Metal Arms: Glitch in the System?
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Post by Moero on Jan 13, 2004 23:43:46 GMT -5
*enters with a gun extended*
You people talking about my pants? Cause if you are...
*she cocks the gun*
First goes the cappuccino machine, then go the cappuccino drinkers....
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Post by TerdBurgler on Jan 14, 2004 11:53:44 GMT -5
NO!!! Not the Cappuchino Machine!!!! *KABLAM!* Oh, nuts. Now I'm gonna have to send Tay to the local coffee shop if I want anything. Well, Tay, I guess it's time you started making yourself usefull and get going on the brews. It'll be a wonderful experience for you to see the traffic first-hand. Wait a minute, I'm the cappuchino drinker! AHHHHHHhhh! *dives behind break table as it's shot four times*
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Post by Rev on Jan 15, 2004 3:11:15 GMT -5
*walks in wearing janitor's sunglasses* Hey, uh, guys? I found this guy in my office. He was touching my stuff.
*holds up garbage can, what appears to be the remains of a human lay in it*
*guy whispers that it was the janitor*
I see. And?
*guy shrugs*
Just another reminder not to touch my stuff. *glares at everyone, excluding Moero* *just kind of nods towards her*
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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Jan 15, 2004 5:38:34 GMT -5
*Ayame is carried in cat-style (by the back of the neck)by the "janitor"*
Guys...help?
*all stare, questioningly*
all I did was comment that the janitor looked a lot like Wesker from the Resident Evil games because he always wears his glasses inside. Then I remembered that secret agent from Lilo and Stitch who was named Bubbles who he resembles even more. So I asked if I could call him bubbles but he didn't answer and then my antenna picked up some kind of signal from space and Bubbles attacked me.
*Ayame is dropped to the ground*
but on the plus side, he installed a forgetty chip in my head! I like chips cause they're crunchy!
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Post by Rev on Jan 15, 2004 15:24:05 GMT -5
Wait, if the janitor is there, who's this?
*holds up human remains*
*some guy runs in*
Guy: Hey, I can't find Larry the camera guy anywhere!
Oooohhhhhh...
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Post by Moero on Jan 15, 2004 19:30:01 GMT -5
*snickers*
*examines her fingernails in a non-chalant manner*
Believe me Rev, if for some reason I lost all hopes of sanity and decided to touch your stuff...
*shudders*
Ugh... Never mind, that won't be happening anytime soon.
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Post by Cat-Girl Ayame on Jan 15, 2004 20:14:35 GMT -5
WAIT! Guys! Do you realize that if Rev killed the janitor moments before he attacked me, then presumably he was in Rev's office at the same moment he was talking to me. In which case, there are only two possibilities. There is/was more than one of him, or he has access to time-traveling machines. Hey wasn't someone supposed to be watching those machines? *ZAP!* (memory erase chip engaged) Hi everyone! I saw a squirrel today!! he looked like this: and i was like ;D *chatter continues for 45 minutes*
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Post by TerdBurgler on Jan 15, 2004 21:07:58 GMT -5
Hmmmmm. I got a bone to pick with this "janitor" of ours. Hey, Mr. Black!
Is it just me, or is something wrong here? First, you talk into a radio a lot. Second, you seem to be spending a lot of time around our most advanced equipment. Not only that, but you'v installed several new cameras, AND installed a chip in Ayame that makes her even more forgetfull. I think I've finnaly gotten this all figured out.
*dramatic pause*
You're after Tay's job, aren't you? Well, too bad. That guys the best tech-man we ever got and he's staying. Not to mention, you never fetch coffee, and you don't look like the kind of person people want to see when they wake up to check the traffic report. Well, we appreciate the effort, but you're not getting promoted. Unless, of coarse, you can operate a camera. Larry seems a little..........otherwise engaged.
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Post by Rev on Jan 16, 2004 3:58:06 GMT -5
*Larry walks in*
*Rev is still holding garbage can with human remains*
This is why I spend most of my time in the field...*sigh* So if this IS the janitor, but he's been using a time machine, at what point in time is he going to become this? *holds up garbage can with remains* Because I know I killed a guy with sunglasses. I'm wearing them right now. They look identical to Mr. Black's.
And also, Moero, you're right. You don't touch my stuff because it's stuff you'd never be interested in. On a completely unrelated note, when are you going to give me my: plans for world domination, nuclear warhead, set of alien weaponry, tape with top secret government info, and my They Might Be Giants cd back?
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Post by Tay Mation on Jan 16, 2004 12:18:12 GMT -5
Good News Everyone!!! I just finished my experamental Time Machine pin! you stick it on like so *sticks it onto Mr. Black* Then press this button like so. *Black vanishes* It's that simple!!
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Post by TerdBurgler on Jan 16, 2004 19:01:41 GMT -5
Well, I'm just left with one question. What if it didn't work? You've just lost your experimental time thingy. And I'm sure those aren't cheap. Oh, well. Your loss.
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Post by Moero on Jan 16, 2004 19:36:23 GMT -5
NEVER! They Might be Giants is mine! Mine I say! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
*runs out, laughing manically*
*suddenly TMBG starts playing on the intercom system*
"A birdhouse in your soul...."
*Moero comes back in*
By the way, I hooked up TMBG to the warning system, so... something's going on that needs a warning.
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