Post by TerdBurgler on Oct 23, 2012 10:09:28 GMT -5
** 1.4 days ago **
*Terd and the alien who had identified herself as Terry were standing in the endless nothingness of space as the stars whizzed by. AESHA was there as well, though she had reintegrated with the ship so her hard-light holographic form wasn't active at the moment, leaving TB to look quite proud beside the alien female.*
Yeah, it's called a Sub-Ether drive. Only about five ships in the universe have one. It's no big deal really. It just lets me travel ten times faster than the most advanced hyper-drives but whatever.
*Terry rolled her optical orbs.*
Yes, you mentioned that already. Fifteen times already, actually.
I could mention it a few more times if you wanted. We still have a few minutes until we arrive.
I think I'll be alright, Mr. Burgler.
*TB pouted at that. He really wanted to talk more about the Redfish 2! That or Ayame. Possibly Superman, but not nearly as much as the previous two subjects. Maybe even ponies but Terry here didn't look like much of a Pegasister.*
I hope the crew will be okay with me being gone. I left them some prerecorded segments that should cover most news disasters...
*The following was left in the Newscast Footage Database*
The world was shocked today when [insert name] was killed in a terrible [insert disaster]. The people of [insert location] were [insert emotion] at the news.
Scandal broke out when [insert celebrity or political figure] was discovered to have a [insert embarrassing thing]. Warning: the following scenes may be too [insert adverb] for young audiences.
[Insert Body Part]'s were warmed today when a [insert gender] [insert animal] gave birth to [insert whatevz]. The owners of [insert dumb pet name] are [insert emotion] and have this to say.
*Back on the ship*
...and that's how the ship is able to maintain a 200% fuel efficiency!
*Terry groaned loudly just before the Redfish 2 jumped out of Sub-Ether in plain view of a large, purple planet.*
*Terd and the alien who had identified herself as Terry were standing in the endless nothingness of space as the stars whizzed by. AESHA was there as well, though she had reintegrated with the ship so her hard-light holographic form wasn't active at the moment, leaving TB to look quite proud beside the alien female.*
Yeah, it's called a Sub-Ether drive. Only about five ships in the universe have one. It's no big deal really. It just lets me travel ten times faster than the most advanced hyper-drives but whatever.
*Terry rolled her optical orbs.*
Yes, you mentioned that already. Fifteen times already, actually.
I could mention it a few more times if you wanted. We still have a few minutes until we arrive.
I think I'll be alright, Mr. Burgler.
*TB pouted at that. He really wanted to talk more about the Redfish 2! That or Ayame. Possibly Superman, but not nearly as much as the previous two subjects. Maybe even ponies but Terry here didn't look like much of a Pegasister.*
I hope the crew will be okay with me being gone. I left them some prerecorded segments that should cover most news disasters...
*The following was left in the Newscast Footage Database*
The world was shocked today when [insert name] was killed in a terrible [insert disaster]. The people of [insert location] were [insert emotion] at the news.
Scandal broke out when [insert celebrity or political figure] was discovered to have a [insert embarrassing thing]. Warning: the following scenes may be too [insert adverb] for young audiences.
[Insert Body Part]'s were warmed today when a [insert gender] [insert animal] gave birth to [insert whatevz]. The owners of [insert dumb pet name] are [insert emotion] and have this to say.
*Back on the ship*
...and that's how the ship is able to maintain a 200% fuel efficiency!
*Terry groaned loudly just before the Redfish 2 jumped out of Sub-Ether in plain view of a large, purple planet.*
