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Post by Lone and Shiinto on Dec 27, 2007 11:10:58 GMT -5
Glgwa mfr debah *Lone said as coherently as he could*
Wa glu frd kld *He added*
*As he didn't think the last part was polite enough he added* Bnjs jfne lkzjnf.
*After that he managed to miss the break room door and hit the wall beside it with the exact precision of someone who has lived his entire life making sure he did not hit any walls*
Thjsadfhlk jds gd *He said pointing and laughing at the wall, then he realized that he had lost his balance and sat down on the floor leaning against the wall, before the body had a chance to fall.*
Well that sure worked wonders, didn't it?
*Giggling* I think he likes it.
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Post by Tay Mation on Dec 27, 2007 15:25:16 GMT -5
*Tay came walking out of the break room in search of the other crew members who may have ordered the odd... thing... in the break room only to find Lone sitting on the floor babbling incoherently. His gaze then drifted up to see the female anthro in a bikini*
Oh Lone! you finally found a girl! Way to be!
Paru. *She nodded at Tay*
*Tay stared at her a second with an odd look on his face before he spoke*Is that where you're from?
huh?
Nevermind...
*Tay suddenly spotted the second woman standing in the hall and he quickly turned to Lone.*
Oh Lone! you got me a girl too! How thoughtful!!!
snrk snagls siffthod
*Tay turned back to the girl with the long beautiful purple hair.*
I'm Tay, and you are?
Sy'n...
Paru. Her underwear is the color of Tombstones!
*At the thought of this woman's underwear, and by association, this woman in nothing but her underwear. Tay soon joined Lone on the floor.*
frgdswq serf sterkt
Totally... *Tay agreed.*
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Post by TerdBurgler on Dec 29, 2007 21:27:58 GMT -5
*Since Terd had been left in the hallway, a trio of Mr. Blacks had come along and saw the terrible mess of Terd all over the hallway. With some mops and cloths, they cleaned up the pile of Terd and dropped it in a dustbin and wheeled it out to the dumpster and tossed it in. This was, of coarse, something that Terd was quite accustomed to which is precisely why he had started keeping a spare set of clothes right next to it. Now fully dressed, Terd walked into the breakroom to see a very scantily clad white anthro girl and a woman who, he could only assume, had undergarments a color similar to the same granite commonly used in tombstones. Lone and Tay both sat on the ground spouting jibberish.*
Ghathlhtan palteho gibeu tauvu.
Yuouk hurfbtad fwekeret?
ghalgh kuoipsl ahgeiel becrada meilkae nkgoekxpa cricoblae lkahgeeap iugysla yhbneaex habra deebteatgh kjowawa.
Okay.
*Amuki tilted her head* You understand them, para?
Oh yes, I'm quite fluent in 'flustered.' Spent a few semesters studying it.
Was that at Gwarghapurl U or Qwarlopenda State?
Actually I went to Bhumuphlum.
Good school.
Terrible athletics department though.
Um, excuse me? I'm here to apply for a job.
Wait, you're here?
Yes.
The Newscast Studio?
That's what it said on the door.
For a job?
That's the idea.
*Terd paused for a moment looking at her, trying to tell if she was actually serious about this. And then he abruptly started laughing loudly.*
Oh boy, that's rich! You don't watch the show much, do you?
We are on television, paru?
Well, not right now, unfamiliar anthropomorphic fox person with a very familiar voice! If you were caught on camera dressed like that, the cencors would be after my head before I could say-
*Before Terd could finish his sentence, he was bombarded by a stack of papers from his buzzing cambot and it's green light suddenly turned on.*
HOLY HAMMER OF-
*Terd was suddenly tackled by a pack of large, muscular men with black shirts and 'CENSOR' written in white on it.*
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Post by Rev on Dec 29, 2007 23:35:12 GMT -5
*as Zoko moves in to join them at the picnic, Rev stands up quickly*
What's the matter black coat? You never seen a sprite before?
Out of everything we've seen, if he hasn't seen one I'll be horribly disappointed. *takes a bowl of teriyaki rice from the fridge and takes chopsticks from her hair*
Oh I've seen them before. That's not the problem. I just think at this point we're approaching the "harem seinen" of picnics, so I think I'll be off.
But Rev! Do you not wish to partake in the cream of whipping with a cyborg, a gamoid, and a sprite?
*Rev just stares at the three very attractive females sitting on the blanket eating. He then simply turns and walks away without saying a word*
My life is insane. *he vanishes*
*he appears in front of the studio as Terd is carried out the door and into the parking lot by some hulking censor men. The cambot buzzes with a green light behind them*
Hey Terd.
*looking up from the large men* Oh hey Rev! How's your morning been?
Oh, you know, just had a picnic with a sprite woman, a sassy bounty hunter, a black cat, a hedgehog, and a horribly naive fembot. You?
*beginning to shout* Just met a nice young lady who wants to apply for a job here and a scantily dressed fox lady...wait, you were just Tenchi Muyo?
*shouting back* Sure sounds that way...you want me to interview this woman to see why on earth she wants to sacrifice her life for a news program?
*as he's getting carried farther and farther away* That'd be great...I'll be back as soon as I clear things up with Corporate... *he disappears in the distance with a twinkle*
*Rev walks inside to find this applicant*
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incaros
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Post by incaros on Jan 1, 2008 20:37:22 GMT -5
*The Quilton merely follows Tay inside of the break room, remaining silent, then glancing at the other people in the room. If it had a brow, it would arch it, looking from Syn, at Lone, then at the female anthro in the bikini* "I can only wonder why I was ordered, and hope it does not involve latex or leather."
*it looks down at Lone, reaching over with one of its toe less feet, poking at him a little, then blinking as Tay joins Lone.*
*It does not say a word until Terd appears, then looks over at him and speaks in its emotionless, monotone voice* Can YOU tell me what this place is?"
*it then gives Tay a foot nudge and adds* "Does this often happen?"
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Post by Tay Mation on Jan 2, 2008 2:04:50 GMT -5
*Tay, who is still on the floor, looks up at Mr. Operantly, who had began to nudge Tay with his foot.*
Is it always like this?
Well.. kinda, but with less females.
*Tay quickly stands up and approaches Sy'n.*
So you want a job huh?
Yeah, I saw this show on the TV, needed some extra cash, figured you guys wouldn't mind an alien.
*She glances at Lone, clearly mistaking him for some sort of alien.*
Ah, well we have lots of aliens here, so you would fit right in! Well, actually come to think of it, we have only one alien... Everyone one else comes from Earth, or at least a different reality of Earth. But you would still be welcome, at least I would welcome you... Oh yeah, I haven't welcomed you yet, so welcome to the studio!
Do you always talk this much?
Only when he is nervous or trying to hide his emotions..
Rev! good to see you. she wants a job, and I really wish I could shut up now... but that doesn't seem to be an option right now... hehe, some one kill me now.
You're already dead, just go sit in the corner for now.
*Tay goes and sits in the corner trying to shut the hell up, as Rev turns to Sy'n.*
So you're the one who wants the job huh?
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Sy'n
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Post by Sy'n on Jan 2, 2008 3:17:34 GMT -5
*S'yn thought about Rev's question.*
Well I did want a job...But everyone seems to be surprised I would want to work here. Should I not want to work here? Don't worry, it's not that bad here.
*Sy'n looked around the room, Tay sat quietly in the corner with goo goo eyes, and Lone still looked quite dazed from earlier. Rev quickly noticed the look in her eyes*
Forget them for now...lets just get right into the interview shall we?
*S'yn nodded as Rev pulled a chair out for her.*
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Post by Amuki/Ikuma on Jan 2, 2008 11:33:19 GMT -5
*Amuki, who had taken to poking Lone as he muttered gibberish, was distracted from her fun pursuit by finally noticing the strange man with the apparently drawn on face.*
Paru? How do you talk without moving your mouth?
Well, you see...
*Before the Quilton could get any further Amuki had twirled and changed once more. She now resembled a female Quilton, complete anatomically incorrect nudity. Her head however still had the same sparkling eyes and blue star on her forehead, and she lacked the dials on her back. While she didn't care, or didn't notice about the difference in faces between the two of them, it didn't take her long to notice the dials on the Quilton's back.*
Paru? What do these do?*Without waiting for explanation she began to turn one, making the Quilton taller*Paru! You can change shape too!
*Giggling happily, Amuki began to amuse herself by playing with the Quilton's dials, making him go through various amusing changes of height and weight.*
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Zoko
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Post by Zoko on Jan 2, 2008 17:27:20 GMT -5
That bloke's got problems. *Zoko starts rummaging through the fridge, pulling out hamburgers and chicken wings.* Ugh, why do you people always have to kill everything twice? *She settles on a large bundle of carrots and a handful of strawberries.* So you all live in the large building of strange occurrences then? Yeah, pretty much.. It is the Newscast Studio! have you not seen us on the television? Now that I think of it.... *remembers the only television she's seen, reruns of Full House* Maybe I have... in fact, we should head back right now and see what unpredictable comedic situations the family has gotten into! Yay! I cannot wait to show you my room! Also Moero's room and Tay's secret lab! I am not supposed to go into them. You better not! *Moero yelled after them as Ayame and Zoko started back towards the studio.
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Post by Sparky the Dog on Jan 3, 2008 17:47:44 GMT -5
*Sparky enters the break room and sees everyone around it. Never has sparky seen the room so filled with joy and randomness. It made him sick. But he was able to hold down the vile of love filled hate that was rising up his throat. As his site came upon Amuki poking lone something Happened in side sparky. He had this fealing he never had before. But couldnt place it. It was nothing like the feeling he got from watching Lassie. then out of no where it came. Sparky just started to Growl and Bark at Amuki.*
Sparky!!!
*tay Lone and Terd said at once everyone now staring at sparky*
Whats gotten into you
*sparky was no longer barking now*
Ye know thats a very good question. I have no idea
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incaros
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Post by incaros on Jan 5, 2008 0:52:26 GMT -5
*blinks as Akumi shape shifts into what appears to be a female Quilton (or, at the very least a Quilton with female parts. It would arch its brow at that, but not having one, it merely stares at her, until she moves behind it, its size and height changing fluidly when she turns the dials, attempting to speak to her while she does, its voice remaining mono tone and emotionless, despite her changes to it*
In a way, I can....as you see..and could you please stop doing that? You might break me. I think.
*it then reaches over to its front, tapping the compartment on its belly, reaching in and pulling out a round, rubber nose, making sure to get a shiney one out and dangle it and trying to distract her. While messing with the dials did not hurt IT it was a bit afraid she might break something-
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Post by Rev on Jan 6, 2008 1:52:30 GMT -5
*Rev and Sy'n sit at the table while the chaos ensues around them*
Alright, so you're looking to join our news broadcast. Any particular reasons why?
*trying to hear over all of the voice changes and barking and the mysterious reappearance of Terd* What?
Hold on. *Rev takes a small metal box from his coat pocket and drops it on the floor. It immediately stretches, circling the table. It then raises up, producing metal walls that reach ten feet up and then enclose over them. Inside the box, it appears like a standard interrogation room, complete with small, dangling, overhead light bulb. Sy'n and Rev sit at the table still, but with complete silence from around them*
Wow...uh...this is a bit intimidating...
Don't worry about it. Now, why do you want a job?
Well, I was a bit short on cash so I thought this was a good place to work. I see it's at least...interesting...with the people who are already here.
I actually don't know half the people who were out there. Seems to be a lot of new faces around here. But just money?
*taken aback and a bit suspicious* What? What do you mean?
No missions to capture and/or kill any existing crewmembers, no goal to become the most powerful being in existence, no secret plans to study living creatures in horrific ways, and no ideas that may end in the destruction of the entire Earth or universe?
*thinks about it* Well...no. None of those.
Excellent. Any qualms with having to deal with the aforementioned quirks on a regular basis?
*a bit confused* Well...I suppose not...
Good. Now I see you're an alien, Dynarin I believe. How long have you been on Earth?
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Post by Amuki/Ikuma on Jan 7, 2008 11:31:54 GMT -5
*Amuki let out a startled cry at Sparky's sudden barking, and she twisted the Quilton's dials once more to make him very tall and wide. After a few moments one sparkling eye peered out from around the side of the Quilton, looking at Sparky.*
Paru... Nice Doggy...
*When Sparky growled at her again Amuki let out a small squeak and jumped back behind the Quilton, causing him to wobble unsteadily. With his increased height and size though, this movement was too much for the chair he was sitting on, and with a crash it collapsed, causing the Quilton to fall back on top of Amuki.*
Like I said, please stop playing with those dials.
*As the Quilton rights himself he leaves a rather stunned Amuki on the floor, now in her Drakkat form. As she opens her eyes and gives a small groan Sparky starts to growl, growing louder until he starts to bark once more*
PAAARUUUU!
*The little dragon form of Amuki took off running, Sparky giving chase not far behind. The two began to thread their way around the Break Room, knocking over tables, chairs, and causing food to go flying about.*
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Sy'n
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Post by Sy'n on Jan 8, 2008 20:42:03 GMT -5
*S'yn was starting to get weary about the rather abnormal interview questions she was being asked, but she went along with it*
Um...about 3 hours.
Oh? How did you find out about us?
Your show is broad casted just about everywhere in the universe.
Hmm, I didn't know our reach was that far...
*S'yn cocked her eyebrow, as Rev seemed to become lost in his own thoughts. S'yn cleared her throat*
Oh, sorry. Must have been Tay's doing.
Tay was the one that couldn't make himself stop talking right?
Eh...oh, ya.
Well, anyways, do I have the job?
*S'yn waited while Rev seemed to go into deep thought again. If she didn't get this job, the plan would be ruined.*
**Meanwhile, outside the studio**
*Tyran gleefully stalked butterflies, after getting stuck behind the door that S'yn stupidly fell through. Having no where to go, Tyran went back outside to explore.*
*Hearing voices, Tyran went to investigate.*
Here, Zoko, enjoy the taste of the yummy cream of ice!
Tha-*Suddenly she spotted Tyran crouching in the grass*
Oh my gosh! How cute!
*Zoko runs over to Tyran followed by Ayame, as Moroe rolls her eyes at the both of them. Zoko quickly picks the mysterious animal up as Ayame begins to hop around wanting her turn to hold it.*
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Post by Tay Mation on Jan 9, 2008 12:57:45 GMT -5
*Tay sat in the corner watching as sparky chased the small dragon like creature. Trying not to think of the beautiful woman concealed now in the giant metal box, Tay had time to think. It was then that Tay realized that they knew nothing about this dragon creature who could operantly shape shift. He also decided that Sparky's instincts as a dog may be right in suspecting her as "bad". So Tay waited until she got close to him then quickly reached out with a frying pan that had been conveniently knocked out of a cupboard in the chase and had landed next to him.*
*Tay's plan went off with out a hitch. the small dragon creature slammed right into the pan knocking her out cold. Sparky stopped in his tracks and sat there growling at her.*
Tay!!!
*Tay looked around wondering how Terd kept saying things when he wasn't here. Lone finally got up off the floor and walked over to Tay*
What do you think you are doing?
We know nothing about her, I think we should trust Sparky's instincts.
Ooohh
*Tay and Lone looked down at the slight groan and then gasped in surprise. Sparky startled for a second began to growl harder then before. where there had once been a small dragon creature there was now a man.*
The hell is going on? *The man asked while rubbing his head*
What is going on here! *Tay asked the heavens as if they could explain everything.*
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